WOT TRIGGERED YOU MATE?

Right, so you are lookin' a bit gash, mate. What's got your tights in a twist? Spill the beans. We can't have you stuffing it all up, yeah? Maybe we need to go for a burger and you can tell us all about it. No hating here, just mates lookin' out for each other. Big mad? Alright, mate. Spill the tea. You look like you could snap any second. Tell